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    February 12

    歌,可以剽窃;但,怎能有大便的感觉?

      创作源于生活,歌曲也是如此,是人们实践活动的写照,内容往往反映了生活中的某个方面,如劳动时哼的劳动号子、婚宴时演奏的进行曲等等。有一类歌曲,多为网络歌曲,它们的创作来源则是人类的一种新陈代谢活动--大便。这种歌曲,表现形式多为“歌唱者”声嘶力竭的吼叫来表达自身某种低俗的情感,以迎合大众,而这正与大便时满足的呻吟极其的相似。下面就有这么几首歌,是这类歌曲的典型代表:
     
    第一炮,《那一夜》,大便指数★☆☆☆☆
    “那一夜,你没有拒绝我,那一夜,我伤害了你……”--表达了作者对于那一个晚上由于拉屎拉太多,拉坏了马桶而对马桶的深深愧疚之情,真是感人至深。
     
    第二炮,《香水有毒》,大便指数★★☆☆☆
    香水本是没有毒的,但是你喝下去当然会拉肚子咯~作者对于此事的悲痛和悔恨溢于歌曲的字里行间,作者错把香水当汽水喝的遭遇着实让人深深同情。
     
    第三炮,《求佛》,大便指数★★★☆☆
    “我们还能不能能不能再大便,我在佛前苦苦求了几千年……”--又是一个便秘的,的确,便秘问题几千年来都困扰着人类,发人深省。
     
    第四炮,《秋天不回来》,大便指数★★★★☆
    “就让秋风带走我的大便,带走我的泪……”--天冷咱就不大便,让屎随秋风而去吧。秋去冬来,天气寒冷又干燥,上厕所的确比较痛苦,还易便秘,作者通过歌曲表达对这种现实洒脱的态度,令人钦佩。
     
    第五炮,《月亮之上》,大便指数★★★★★
    “我在遥望,月亮之上,有多少大便在自由的飞翔……”--这是何等的豪情壮志!人类虽然已经登月,但是从没有在月亮上大便过!作者的大胆想像令人汗颜。
    这首“歌曲”的曲调耳熟能详,在这里为了给他们面子我就不说他们是抄袭《all rise》的了,这种行径,居然还敢无耻的标榜“原创”,不分青红皂白拿屎尿往自己脸上贴金,也难怪作者有这种想像力了,最后我也忍不住推荐大家去听听此歌,以丰富自己的想像力。

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    suwen xiewrote:
    为什么你的文章总是这么搞笑咧~~
    Feb. 15
    Kwan Jessiewrote:
    。。~
    Feb. 14
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    小巨蛋 wrote:
    看完文章...臭味犹存!
    叹...作者文思敏捷...精通乐律...
    不禁再叹
    好臭!
     
    新新加油!!!
    Feb. 12

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